Inky Threw A No Hitter?!

from AWAY GAMES by assorted artists

Track by Jon o' Locks (@jonolocks)

A beautiful day at the Yellowstone National Ballpark,

The moss was growing calmly on the bark,

I'd been stuck waiting in line at the concessions stand

And when I got back to my seat, hotdog in hand

My friends said



You wont believe it!
I took a picture!
Of what just happened with our normal human pitcher!



Inky Rutledge... threw a no hitter?



[Chorus]

Inky threw a no hitter

Inky threw a no hitter

I guess we should've known better

'Cause Inky's such a go-getter



Playing with the Fridays is always fun,

But Inky wouldn't let them score a single run,

And sure he gave out a couple of walks,

You know that doesn't me we shouldn't talk



About how Inky.

Inky? x7



Inky Rutledge... threw TWO no hitters?



[Chorus]



With his pregame ritual,

He can do no wrong,

So get it on and bang that gong!



[gonging]



[Chorus]



Two no hitters in one season... Huh.