OLL-E (flesh boy)

from DEICIDE by the garages

track by autumn (autumnspring.bandcamp.com)

Oliver Notarobot is a good human man
He couldn't pitch, now he hits it and he does what he can
First a Moist Talker he started shining when he moved to the Crabs
One of their favourites, won the league and then Seattle's calling back
And he said

*OLL-E Speaking*
Hello it is I, Oliver Notarobot, Batter for the Seattle Garages. I love all my fans and Blaseball is such a passion to me. I am so glad to be here. Some people say that I am a robot though, and that is strange since i am human

Swing Ollie swing
Swing until you will be crowned Seattle's hitting king
Then we win the Internet Series ring
Run Ollie run
Run so far and fast until you will destroy the sun
Cause this flesh boy is our favourite one

Oliver Notarobot has a blaseball studies degree
And did I tell you he's an advocate for accessibility?
He hates them CAPTCHAs like no one else cause he really struggles to read
This Notarobot kills fascists with his built-in drum machine
And he said

*OLL-E Speaking*
It's me Ollie again, and I am proud to tell you all that I am an android. Seeing Pitching Machine out there and noticing androids can play blaseball really made me brave enough to tell you all about who I really am. I hope you all accept the the true me

Swing Ollie swing
Swing until you will be crowned Seattle's hitting king
Then we win the Internet Series ring
Run Ollie run
Run so far and fast until you will destroy the sun
Cause this flesh boy is our favourite one

I think that somethings up
Is Ollie really who we thought he was/

Swing Ollie swing
Swing until you will be crowned Seattle's hitting king
Then we win the Internet Series ring
Run Ollie run
Run so far and fast until you will destroy the sun
Cause this flesh boy is our favourite one

And oh wait our flesh boy is an android