The Fourth Slot Curse

from BLATTLE OF THE BLANDS by assorted artists

track by Tommy (@s00tsprite#6992)

It all started when
Dudley ate a peanut
Ever since that day
Our players been in a rut
Ever since that day
Our favorite players go away
They have left our team
Nothing will ever make them stay

Why oh why
Are we cursed to serve this fate
Is there something we can do
To help shoulder this weight
I don't have time to wait
On our players they will prey
They have left our team
Nothing will ever make them stay

Please don't leave me here
cause the fourth slot curse is growing ever near
Please don't leave me here
cause the fourth slot curse is growing ever real
Please don't leave me here
cause the fourth slot curse is growing ever near
Please don't leave me here
cause the fourth slot curse is growing ever real

The fourth slot curse
all it does is take and take
Constant loss of players
is enough to make one break
Changing players on the fly
Sweeping ashes off the field
Its assuredly not phony
Please just dont tell summers pony

Please don't leave me here
cause the fourth slot curse is growing ever near
Please don't leave me here
cause the fourth slot curse is growing ever real

I will now read off a list of every Philly Pies member to
fall victim to the fourth slot curse as I do a sick solo
in the background, enjoy.

Forrest Bookbaby was incinerated Season 6, Day 21
Alston Cerveza was feedback swapped Season 6, Day 82
Hobbs Cain was incinerated Season 8, Day 10
Rai Spliff was feedback swapped Season 8, Day 27
Summers Pony was feedback swapped Season 8, Day 102
And Farrell Seagull is yet to leave us, we love you Farrell,
please don't go

Please don't leave me here
cause the fourth slot curse is growing ever near
Please don't leave me here
cause the fourth slot curse is growing ever real