Kansas City Breath Mints - Pudge Nakamoto (Is Shaped Like A Friend)

from Reunion Tour by the garages

by Ian McCowan (https://ian.mccowan.space/ , https://walruspromenade.bandcamp.com/ )

Pudge Nakamoto is new to the game.
He just appeared in the spot where your favorite star had been enveloped
in flame.
So if anyone asks you, “Where the hell’d our Boyfriend go?”
Just introduce them to their new best friend, Pudge Nakamoto.

Pudge doesn’t know what to do with a bat,
And refuses to learn, so there’s not very much anyone can really do
about that.
But you don’t have to improve, and you don’t have to grow
If you can just chill and eat pancakes with your best friend, Pudge
Nakamoto.

Now Pudge does make a mean pancake, it must be said.
But it still won’t be more than a couple of seasons before you end up
wanting him dead.

’Cause Pudge Nakamoto is shaped like a friend.
He’s cute and he’s fat and his time as your leadoff bat will never come
to an end.
So if you had dreams of a team with a championship in a season or two,
Your brand new best friend Pudge Nakamoto will make sure they never come
true.