ron monstera (fundamentals)
from we are the garages (vol 2) by the garages
track by ethan geller (revolveroscelot.bandcamp.com)
I don’t need a catcher all I need are these two massive hands To put you out to pasture! Plus I can fistfight with your classist dad!! I’ll bring him to the rapture!!! I promise I’m usually a passive man. They say that I’m a monster I’m just a pitcher with some cool elastic pants Will they ever let me be myself? I wonder As I wander Around the south end of seattle I watch the light rail Stop But I never get on Because I’m too tall I don’t talk to Cops I just kick flip over their cars Like my best friend tony hawk As I dream Of blaseball As I wander up to belltown This is why I have the fundamentals Even though the world is cruel I can still pitch with the fundamentals My arms the perfect tool They just say batter up The catcher signals me I never break a sweat This pitch is destiny And it’s another strike And then I just repeat This is why I have the fundamentals I’m a monster but I’m no fool Every morning I wake up Before I put on my monster makeup I dream a little dream of you And you The fans of the seattle garages I know at first you were afraid, you were petrified Wondering how you’d have a monster pitcher on your side I hope after the past few seasons that’s you’re pleasantly surprised because I know that I’m a monster But I’m still an asset on this team Can you just let me live? I wonder As I wander Up through all of gas works park This is why I have the fundamentals Even though the world is cruel I can still pitch with the fundamentals My arms the perfect tool They just say batter up The catcher signals me I never break a sweat This pitch is destiny And it’s another strike And then I just repeat This is why I have the fundamentals I’m a monster but I’m no fool This is “experiment with formal structure, opus 337, by Ron monstera. Inspired by ligeti, john zorn, Wendy carlos, and tot clark.” xThis is why I have the fundamentals Even though the world is cruel I can still pitch with the fundamentals My arms the perfect tool They just say batter up The catcher signals me I never break a sweat This pitch is destiny And it’s another strike And then I just repeat This is why I have the fundamentals I’m a monster but I’m no fool …thank you