The Killer For The Pies
from The Deaths of Sebastian Telephone by Blaseball: The Musical
Erica Ewell as Sebastian Telephone Quinne Larsen as Jessica Telephone Emma Shannon as Ensemble Isabela Spielman as Ensemble Jesse Vetters as Ensemble John Bettonville as Ensemble Kate Hardly as Ensemble Kimberly Dauber as Ensemble Michael Lepore as Ensemble Philomena Sherwood as Ensemble Rodrigo Borges as Ensemble
Bass: Deidra Skye Acoustic Guitar: Louie Zong Electric Guitars: Neil Bickford Drums & Mix: rain
(someone at the cookout) Oh my god? Is that Jessica? (fan sounds realizing IT IS) Oo-oo-oo-oooh Oo-oo-oo-oooh [Jessica] Yes, that’s right, I have arrived Your star is playing here tonight My ever growing league of fans We’re gonna show you where you stand Telephone, she steals the day And all you listen to what I say I’m climbing up, I’m rising fast And I deserve it, you know I’m -- [Ensemble] Jessica is great Jessica is fine Jessica is ready To rip out all your spines Jessica is here And she's gonna blow your mind Oh yeah She’s the killer for the Pies Oo-oo-oo-oooh The killer for the Pies Oo-oo-oo-oooh The killer for the (FAN SCREAMS) (someone #2) Jessica, can I’ve your autograph? (Jessica) If you can catch me, (laughing) I move so fast (someone #3) Jessica, how do you hit those home runs? (Jessica) I’m not even trying! I’m just having fun! (telephan club) Jessica, please! How do you do it? (Jessica) When they put you down, you just have to say “screw it!” (telephan club) Screw it! (Jessica) And when you’re standing on the mound Look them in the eyes, then take them down (ensemble) Jessica is awesome Jessica is quick Jessica’s so good It will make you sick Jessica can end you And you won’t even know why Oh yeah She’s the killer for the Pies Oo-oo-oo-oooh The killer for the Pies Oo-oo-oo-oooh [DIALOGUE BREAK “spooky bridge bit” “some atonal bullshit”] Sebastian: Jess! Big bell! Over here! It's Seb! It's little bell! Jessica: Sebastian! Hey! How're you doing? Sebastian: I'm doing okay! I miss you a- Jessica: I'm so sorry Bub! I gotta go, I'm so so so busy. I'll call you soon, I pinkie promise! (ensemble) (jessica ad lib) Jessica is sweet She has so many fans (Jessica: How do I do it?) Jessica has skills That you couldn’t understand Even though she’s vicious, She’s gracious and she’s kind But watch your back! She’s the killer for the Pies Oo-oo-oo-oooh The killer for the Pies Oo-oo-oo-oooh Jessica: The killer for the Pies