Ohio Worms - Not Half Bad

from World Tour: Part 1 by assorted artists

Lead Vocals by Rana (https://colrana.bandcamp.com/) Lyrics and Instrumentals by Sci-Fi Boyfriend (https://sciencefictionboyfriend.bandcamp.com/)

Here I am a Machine 
Like a fish up a tree
Who’d expect season 12 
To be traded for Mindy

Now it’s just like the pods
And against all the odds
I got a bat in my feeder
And a will to fight gods

So here I go I shoot the bat
Directly at the ball
As I think about first base
I feel like I'm starting to stall

The opposition is firm
But then I hear from the crowd:
"Oh, Worm?"

I know my new team believes in me
I'll try my best to be their batting machine
And strangely it turns out to be 
I'm really not half bad

Now I'm in the dugout
Composting self doubt
And I'm learning to sign
So Vess isn't left out

I turn on everyday
Feeling ready to play
And I'm learning the difference
between silt and clay

So here I go I shoot the bat
Directly at the ball
And I try to writhe towards first base
But it doesn't work at all

The loam beneath me turn firm
And I hear them shout: "Oh, Worm?"

I know my new team believes in me
I'll try my best to be their batting machine
And as it strangely turns out to be 
I'm really not half bad

Now I find I'm swept away
I wait elsewhere for 20 days
The noise I make is now in my name 
And somehow an acne breakout on my front face plate

I know my new team believes in me
I'll try my best to be their batting machine
And as it strangely turns out to be 
I'm really not half bad

I know my new team believes in me
I'll try my best to be their batting machine
And as it strangely turns out to be 
I'm really not half bad

Oh, Worm!

Back up vocals

There’s  Muddy rock and Syenite
There’s shaly shale and Laterite
There’s loamy sand and sandy loam
We call each of these things our home

There's clay and silt and quartzolite
And Greisen, sand and diorite
There’s ultra gravel and tephrite
And spectrum sand and monzonite