melton campbell, voicemail avoider!

from we've been the garages by the garages

"melton campbell worked the phones
and now it can’t leave them alone
answering
on every single ring

living lava in a can
can’t stop messing up our plans
nearly routine
our anti-answering machine
won’t let you leave a message at the tone

i asked melton what do you have?
""a phone!""
no!!!
[insert ad-libbed failed phone retrieval]
""whatsoup""
oh, not again…

it seems it’s happened yet again
cant stop our favorite lava friend
from answering
on every single ring

someday it’ll be too slow
don’t think voicemails will be back though
well if they are we all
will know just who to call
say whatsoup to our favorite lava friend!"