Female To Martyr

from #1 by Putrid Shark

by Mahal (@mxmahal) and Max (maxuhmillion.bandcamp.com)

I don’t wanna be a role model
I don’t wanna be a good guy
I don’t wanna go to church 
cause sometimes I‘m anxious when I get high
leave a puppet as my decoy
I don’t wanna be a real boy
I just kinda vibe with Pinocchio 
but I’ve gotta figure out where I wanna go
so, that’s a start.
I‘ve just gotta be the artist and the work of art.
FUCK THAT
I’M JUST A FUCKING PERSON
[SCREAMS]
I haven’t showered since I shaved my head
there’s a little spot I missed, it looks like a rat tail
not sure I vibe with this
I don’t wanna be Mr. Darcy
I don’t wanna be Elizabeth 
you stupid motherfucker, this isn't pride and prejudice 
can’t make an emo band ‘cause my hands are too small to play the guitar
so I’ll throw my body into the gaping maw of a broken window and hope its glass teeth tear me apart
I’m no saint I’m a fucking asshole (oh, are you now?)
I’m no saint it’s not fucking worth it (oh, is it not?)
if I die don’t make me a martyr
if I die don’t you make me a martyr
if there’s a god don’t let them make me a martyr
Sorry mom and dad, that bad guy isn’t my boyfriend. That’s my fucking bro and we’re gonna go throw rocks in a lake.