My Baby Wouldn't Pass a Turing Test

from I Love Birds by Coyote Wall

well my baby wouldn’t pass a turing test 
but i love her just the same
she’s got a camera lens behind her eyes 
and a circuit board for a brain
well my friends don’t understand it
they say that i’m insane
oh but i still love my baby just the same
 
well the government showed up at my door 
and they took my baby away
they said that she was born in a lab somewhere 
and had been runnin’ around for days
i said over my dead body
so they called the green berets
and the government came and took my baby away

and i miss the feel 
of her cold steel 
arms wrapped around my shoulder
and i know as i 
grow old and die
my baby won’t get older
she’s got a heart of carbon fiber
beating in her chest
but my baby wouldn’t pass a turing test

well the silicon chip inside her head 
got set to overdrive
and my baby broke out of her cage 
didn’t leave no one alive
a couple hours later 
she showed up at my door
and they’re not gonna take my baby anymore

and i love the feel 
of her cold steel 
arms wrapped around my shoulder
and i know as i 
grow old and die
my baby won’t get older
she’s got a heart of carbon fiber
beating in her chest
but my baby wouldn’t pass a turing test

well my baby’s got new sensors
and her legs have been upgraded
her voice is smooth like mercury
and her tits are carbon plated
she never needs recharging
isn't she the best
my baby wouldn’t pass a turing test

well my baby wouldn’t pass a turing test 
but i love her just the same
she’s got a camera lens behind her eyes 
and a circuit board for a brain
well my friends don’t understand it
they say that i’m insane
oh but i still love my baby just the same

yes i love the feel 
of her cold steel 
arms wrapped around my shoulder
and i know as i 
grow old and die
my baby won’t get older
she’s got a heart of carbon fiber
in a tungsten alloy chest

but my baby wouldn’t pass a turing
oh you know she’s so alluring
feels just like a human during
baby wouldn’t pass a turing test