Toast Sandwich

from Play The Greatest Hits by Gender Chores

I wanna live atop a hillside, 
In a cottage in the trees. 
Mind a garden, my own business, 
Drink elderberry tea (x2) 

Wake at dawn to hear the birdsong, 
Tell the clouds about the way 
Mary Shelley was a prophet and 
Every one has run away 

I've got those late capitalism blues 
Can't afford to do anything about it 
Anything about it 

I've stopped getting take-out coffee, 
I save ten quid a week, 
About enough to buy a round, 
Let's drink until we can't speak. 

I'm running at a constant burnout, 
Has everyone else got it all figured out? 
Cos I'm starting to feel like I've been let down. 

I've got those late capitalism blues 
Can't afford to do anything about it 
Anything about it 

Do you work? Do you study? 
Make time to see your buddies? 
It's so demanding, knock your pan in, 
I dunno what my five year plan is! 

I do yoga and I meditate, 
I do yoga and I meditate, 
I do yoga and I meditate, 
I do yoga and I meditate, 

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH 

I've got those late capitalism blues 
Can't afford to do anything about it 
Anything about it 

Late capitalism blues, 
Oh Theresa, 
Fuck you.