just bad
from short circuit 03 by the garages
by fox (@slavfoxman)
we're the worst band you've heard in your life twenty plus members, over five hundred tracks that nobody remembers and events where we unprepared just kinda nod and stare and mime playing guitar in front of gamer chairs as the neighbors glare at our failures they're never gonna hear none of our labor played over the radio waves are you not entertained? we cannot pay for it but we'll drop another tape we'll suck forever we're back together on the attack, whether or not you heard the last track awful like that we're like the Netherlands weather in that just like it we're bad i take no pleasure in announcing the facts we're the garages the grajizz, the band that sabotages its own career with every new premiere we can't afford good gear for every chord you cheer for we played a million that would make nobody want to hear more we suck we're just bad we suck i'll leave it at that this is not about the game but we suck at it too, it's in the name every record's the same it's sad what became of our claim to fame we're just another boring soundcloud wannabe band we're just a value lower bound for talent-free brands and frankly our sound is terribly bland i'm not allowed to swear but fuck the second chair we don't even have a first one far as anyone cares so with the kick and snare and running short on air i try to get across the point that nothing quite compares to just how bad we are and how i can't spit bars and how the band members are the band's only fans did i say only fans? that'd make more money than tryin' to market our music with a vinyl plan cause frankly anyone who can name more than one garages song probably is already in the band we suck we're just bad we suck i'll leave it at that [slap solo] we suck (we've never been good) we're just bad (just bad!) we suck (all of us!) i'll leave it at that (at that at that at that) we suck (we suck) we're just bad (just bad just bad just bad) we suck (always have) i'll leave it at that